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If you’re ruminating on the state of your personal affairs—your bills, commitments, and future—and you’re feeling overwhelmed, consider the San Simeon Community Services District (SSCSD), and I’m guessing you’ll feel much better about your situation, because holy Toledo, what a shitshow! The little hamlet of 462 permanent residents located along Highway 1 between Cambria and Hearst Castle is facing an existential crisis, at least according to its interim General Manager Patrick “Chicken Little” Faverty, who assures residents the sky is falling…